COST: CUTTING you apart!

The bahu and Royal Gandhi seem to have been carving a way for others to follow to cut costs in unnecessary expenses as the media projects it. But, do you really believe there's any COST CUTTING. Nope, indeed it's the reverse, COST: it is CUTTING you apart.

What a gimmick? I'd indeed try to expand what does the latest "COST" drive actually mean. Fellowmen, it's the "COngress STunt: CUTTING you apart". It actually is a COngress STunt. When Royal Gandhi boards a train travelling in Sleeper class and not accompanied by anybody, then it'd have indeed been a cost cutting. When he boards a train, that too in a AC compartment of Shatabdi Express, and is accompanied by a whole bunch of security who are royally paid (indirectly happen to travel in AC as well), whole bunch of security at both the source and destinations, the roads that might have been blocked for the neta, where's the heck of cost cutting coming from. When the common people like you and me have to wait at a traffic signal hours till the neta passes by, other trains getting delayed till the neta exits from the railway station, where's the cost cutting coming from? How do "10 Janpath Royals" (by the way is the 9th team in the next IPL ;-) not led by Shane Warne though) claim that they are on a drive to cut costs.

Don't be fooled by the stunts of the latest austerity drive. It's actually the COST that's ripping us apart. Watch the prices skyrocketing like it'll be the next moon mission CHANDRAYAAN III of the Kangres party. Sugar is nearing the 40 mark wow, stupendous figures! And our Royal Gandhi, pota of the param poojya eternal soul is doing stunts.